Art by Slakingfool
Original Air date: May 6th, 2021
Caption: Justin Zell from Steel City Improv is IN CHURN! He breaks down his vegas vacation and what it's like to keep an improv theatre going thru pandemic. Jock Vs. Nerd. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Running time: 1:35
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Paul starts out by talking about how much has has watched the Simpsons. Matt indicates that they are in a post-vaccinated world with their guests. Matt calls Jacob "the Fuzzy Wonder."
Matt clarifies that Salt Lick Scoop is a guest but Justin Zell is an interview guest. Jacob asks to redeem a token for a concession item from Stell City Improv. Justin talks about his experience at the Linq hotel with a suspiciously low hotel price that turned out to be worth excatly what they paid for. The hosts are very familiar with the LInq's quality.
Matt strugles to find the commercial dictionary to find a Fake Commercial for a Penis Tripod.
The hosts warn that the NFL announced the draft in Vegas will happen at the same time as Scoopfest. Jacob plays the Scoopfest 2020 code jingle for the first time. Lyrics: Superman, Catwoman, Flash, Darkseid, 22, Catwoman again.
Justin talks about his experience with getting Pandemic loans and grants. Paul does some Kentucky Math as a part of this discussion.
A Fake Commercial for an Essential Oil COVID trainer.
Matt talks about getting a guild trip from his doctor after not going to see them during the pandemic.
Jacob tells a story about a guy taking a piss behind the tent at his work. Paul put a chocolate in his mouth during this story. They then talk about how this occurrence will be in this very wiki that you are reading. Paul proposes that the wiki should be called the Lickipedia which Jacob and Paul are against.
Paul reviews the information about the US helium cave and a helium bomb.
Justin talks about being very hand around the house and he is give the name "Scoop Handy J" (Episode title reference).
Scoopmail[]
- Gramarian Scoop sends in information about how teaching kids sign-language has no noticable long-term effects on their language development.
- Ratchet Scoop sends in a horror story about a meat processing plant.
- Wayne the Farmer writes in about civilians policing mask usage and his passive-agressive way of doing it.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Dr. Science Scoop sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- King Suite - a Masseus at the Linq with one hand male, one hand female and a hatred of robots. (Episode title reference)
- Legionaire's Disease in unused restaurants.
- A Kentucky Derby horse named "My Stimulus Check"
- URA - the URA Butthole or Urban Redevelopment, Asshole
- PPP by a weiner, winning a horse race by a penis.
- Saying that "my children are earing impaired " or "my children are earing impaled"
- Paul "I'm right in the way that a shotgut precisely strikes its target."
- Whoa Duck Condom - designed not to just cut but grab
- Jacob is Heeler
- A hotel room that smells like smoke - the Swisher Suite