Episode art by slakingfool
Original Air date: April 8th, 2021
Caption: VegasTheatreHub.com's Shannan Calcutt talks about the closing of Zumanity, lawyering up, and teaching clowns. Paul continues to sell his life's work. Another excellent scoop mail sent in and a fun scoopardy to boot.
Running time: 1:33
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Matt would like to use the technology of CRISPR to grow another set of teeth. Jacob states that Matt is going to use the technology to grow a beaver tail. Paul comes up with farting and grooming scenarios around having a beaver tail.
Matt talks about going to the beach (and not boom beach). This reminds him of the parent vacation party pooper that he was being.
Matt talks about how tall shoes make him feel good. Paul volunteers that he has been wearing a lot of crocs (episode title reference).
Paul talks about getting rid of more things which would eventually make enough space for a guest room.
A Fake Commercial for Cock Crocks.
Paul continues to talk about getting rid of things. He sold 10 videogame systems.
Matt recalls the time that he worked in the humidor and someone sold him illegal Cuban cigars so that he could sell them on the side. He failed to sell them and realized that he was not the kind of person that likes to sell things.
The hosts give some information about Scoopfest 2022. Paul promises special treatment from McMullin's during scoopfest.
A Fake Commercial for Butthole made of Gravy Plays the Hits.
The hosts interview Shannan Calcutt.
After the interview, they have a production meeting to solidify what day they are next recording. Butthole made of Gravy plays a cover of the production meeting song.
Scoopmail[]
- Capt. James T Scoop sends in a story about how having a Mormon raising effected their view of sex.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. ScooPaul's Drag race sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Cut swears into the hair on your beaver tail.
- Buying items that Pirate has peed on
- Death in a Doorway with a Shillelagh
- Butthole made of Gravy receives the Mark Twain Prize.
- BYU - Beaning Yourself Under there