Episode art by Slackingfool
Original Air date: March 15th, 2021
Caption: Matt watched a show that was a movie that Paul and Jacob watched. None of them read the book. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Running time: 1:48
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Matt states that this is an emergency podcast in response to the Harry and Megan interview. He goes on to talk about watching commercials during NBA games and seeing Snowpiercer commercials that star a guy from Hamilton. Paul repeatedly tries to kick this story in the dick.
Matt rehashes his beef with Peter Weller. This story involves Rudy Giuliani, Jacob plays the Inside Joke Explained jingle because Paul was making a "Bob 9 11" reference.
A Fake Commercial for
Matt summarizes the show Snowpiercer and mocks the pilot episode.
Jacob talks about the Snyder cut of the Justice League. Matt proposes that other people should get a chance to make different cuts of the movie.
A Fake Commercial for Robocop breaking into a store.
Matt talks about finding a briefcase full of his toys as a child. He posted a picture of an Apocalypse toy that he did not recognize. Matt had some toys from Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Paul sang just the baritone line from "Everything I do."
Jacob talks about how "Never Gonna Give You Up" is a mocked song but Toto's "Africa" is not. Paul talks about the hi-res version of the "Never Gonna Give You Up" video.
Matt wants to know some of the scoops Fast Food Supergroups.
Scoopmail[]
- Young Tattooed scoop tells some stories about his delivery job and his ability to steal hand sanitizer from Chipotle.
- Scooper Duper asks about an ultimate fast food meal with multiple dishes from several places.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Lauren Shreve sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- TNT knows Drama
- Law & Order: Pathos
- Human Trainipede
- Moose Papoose Juice Caboose on the loose
- "Do you expect me to believe that" as an all-purpose response
- Paul reviews his Apocalypse Requirements for Survival.