Once joining Kast Media, the podcast began getting ads. The hosts decided to use that opportunity to create fake commercials. Each of these business have a special discount when entering "heyscoops" at checkout.
Episode 593: Table Side Churn Down Service
- Tesla XD - The Biggest Swinging Cock in the Silent Town
- Aggro Amish Buffet
- From the Squirrels Mouth: a Sedated Squirrel Shooting Store.
Episode 595: No One Can Leave- There Has Been a Myrtle!
- Shit for Gold that will collect your shit
Episode 596: Very Small Lobsters
- Bastard Bags, a fund for orphans that need bags.
- Charity Vagina
Episode 597: Late Night Super Satan Episode
- Primanti Brothers
- Craigslist Titmilk
- Fortday
Episode 599: My Butt Is Like A Dog's Mouth
- Face Sore Store
- Winter Stock at the New Jersey Shakespeare Theater
- Do you hate forks?
- Knives are the superior utensil. They are the Uber Uni-Tine.
- Bigfoot Bath Water
- Bigfoot Basin finding
- Men Who Knit
- Tom Steyer Hulu ads
- Tom Steyer promising to kill hobos
Episode 603: Deep Fried Owl On A Stick
- Infericus Copernicus
- Hit Fist
Episode 604: Who Shotspeare'd Princes Wendy?
- Shit Your Pants Liquor
Episode 606: Bonnie's Ball Hospice
- Dan's Discount Ball and eye surgery
- Getting a bologna sandwich from someone
- Say Jacuzzi after someone sneezes
- A service to turn a head into a tube
Episode 608: Pop Tart with Cheese
- Knox Gelatin and it's horse mascot
- Knox Gelatin as a Butt Salve
Episode 609: Gay Guilt Chicken Sandwich
- Sand making concrete slippery
- New series Dead Tractor
Episode 610: Chinese Egg Delicacy
- Lime-fucked chips and buttload of lime salsa
- Shoe Shit
Episode 611: Field Tripping and Fool Us
- Fartolio
- Comic Book Master Class
Episode 612: Paul's Way Or The Highway
- Tom's Orange Cone-shaped Dick
- a Soundboard Generator that sounds like a person.
Episode 613: Thalidomide Knives
- Terry's Otter Pops
- two types of ice keeping things cold
Episode 614: When You Saw Station Agent
- Toothy Dildos
- a company that calls Serial Killers something else
Episode 615: A Dungeon Master's First Kiss
- Macho Waffles
- The First Kiss Bank
- Walk Through Dry Clean. This was done using British accents
- Larry Whitesnake's flute and trombone album.
Episode 617: Speak Truth to Hips
- Dinner Sponge for sensitive, flaccid teeth.
- Odor Bomb grenades
Episode 619: Blanc De Bing Crosby
- Person that sells sea fish by the sea shore.
- Carolyn PIttman who is not running for mayor.
Episode 620: Red Hot Poker Scandal
- Eddie's (or Tim's) Hammer's and getting Hammered
- Terry and Terry's Shitty Cages
Episode 622: Napolean Fall Apart Brisket
- Cheyanne LeBleu who made a toothbrush just for masturbating. His partner is a registered false dentister.
623: What Rhymes With Ticklish
- Grizzly Jefferson's hot meats
- A metaphor for climbing a mountain
- Joe Smella's earhole helpers that take backwards speech and turns it around
- feet racing at Sam Boyd Stadium
- Gatorade-flavored Sports Yogurt squirters
- Big Old Stick Lipstick
626: Return of the Spooktacular!
- Johnny English's Halloween Sex Offender and Celebrity Bike ride. Random tandem underhand-em
- Jim's Bat Mom Twice Cooked Jam Jellies and Jar Jellies
- Jeffrey the Dog Trainer's Dog Training
- Jimminey Jiblets Dog Gravy
- Terry the Bear as a fake rug
- The Angry Bread company
- Sticky Dick McGillicutty's mailed brisket biscuit box
- Daniel's Impasta Emporium of Wine-infused noodles
- Jaqueline Frost's air conditioning unit's two window model
- Windsheild Wiper Gary
633: Awesomely Pranker Podcasting
- Thirsty fish that brings water to your house.
- Getyourmomatrain.com
- Beet Off Mayonnaise
- Alex Rodriguez's cut of Hustlers that is taken over by a Beet Mayonnaise provided
- Zoobreak.com to destroy zoos
- Ether rag's Ether rags for sleeping through your period
- a contract killer Doctor
- Terry's AIDSCON in Reno
- Danny and Carol's mouth fans
639: To Tattoo Or Not To Tattoo
- Cancer Dan's Toothbrush company and Sagitarius Ken's Nose Hair trimmer
- Long John Silver's vinegar paper hair
640: Usain Bolt's Top 5 Piano Requests
- the ghost of Robin Leach's live show bootlegs
- Paul's new voice's birth poop
- Pirate's Blue comforter
- Fashion Tommy's single sequen dress
- Penny Stock Pete's stock tips
- Ladel Town, where prisoners make ladels
643: An Angular Toothy Blowhole
- Best is Aespestos in the Westes in a pie tin
- Part-time posts where you can temporarily rent a lamppost
- Your Fuckin' Mom's Fuckin' Corn shack
- Racist Hanky Whiskey
- Fire-retardant mouth gauze, which is a creature
- Uncle Ducky's Peckin' Farm, hands-free eating
- Charlieseats.com that soudns like he's barfing
647: Group Foot Juggling with Fresh Shaved Parm
- Jack's Irradiation Imporium
- SvenJuggle the Icelandic Juggling school. Interrupted by Speedy's Juggling school.
648: The Old Office Pocket Puss
- Bikini Carl
- Rosario Dawson's Creek
- Pirate spokesperson that can't get the lines right
- STD Prevention by the same forgetful pirate.
650: Bears Have Terrible Timing
- Antonio's spaghetti that is too large/ World's best Baby Jars
- Purr-niture store
- Fistful of sausage festival.
- Jeremy the chicken that makes everything into a Chicken Metaphor
653: "I'm Not A Bike Shop Guy"
- O'Diddles Child Toucher whiskeys
- Gullible Jim's pee pants
- IHOP and their hiring of amputees featuring a one-legged Flapjack mascot
655: 90's Nostaglia Accordian Rollercoaster
- Brass-hating Dan
- Bate Shaq music venue and dick sucking emporium
- Emergin' Coercion Splurgin' Christian Stergeon Surgeon.
- Jellied Cod for fucking
- Teeny Tiny Teal Team 6
- Orchard Time farms where you can pick your own apples.
- Babysitting Aliens
- Dr. Bikini Granny
- A bag of dead weasels dipped in battery acid for President 2024. BODWDIBA2024 with his running mate Fleshless Blue Jay kicked out of the nest. BODWDIBAFBJKOTN.com
- Tom Steyer and his daughter.
- Ku Klux Clue the KKK game show and home board game.
- Tom Steyer that is no longer running for President and puttin gon the Steyer festival.
- a soup-filled violin private concert.
- Bubba's giant babies Bubbaventurs
- Cunt Tree combination of palm tree and vagina.
- Small Necks ties for small necks and Small Nuptuals.
- Sun swaddles for the modern baby
- Guiseppi Panetti Italian BBQ
- Tom Used Car Lot but the director starts having a baby in the middle of it
665: "She Hit Me With A Hanger"
- Penis Drippings
- Monkey Fist Panties to avoid camel toe
- dirty math for adults and kids
- How Many FIngers by Alfonzo Pickeltaint
- towels not during grape season
- soda salad
- Biblicious gum
- Lenscrafters
- Vlad's local babysitting
- Jerry's Hey Hole
670: Salad From My Victory Garden
- Birthday Bombs, an actual bomb for your birthday
671: The Final Recap. Happy 6th Anniverary!
- Frozen Strawberry Ass
- TruckVoyer.com
- Beset sink stain remover. Shiny, Drainy, Leave it out in the Rainy.
- Two-Toed Carl's Human Toe-fed Beef Delivery
- Another bed sore on the knee this time.