Original Air date: August 8th, 2019
Caption: We made it to episode 600! We definitely have a special podcast in store because we definitely remembered it was episode 600. We didn't blow it and just do a regular old episode of our show. For sure.
Running time: 1:51 (111 minutes)
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
The hosts warn us that there is nothing special prepared for this Episode but the next one will contain special guests Night Attack.
Matt talks about his friends that switched from a comedy podcast to a more serious journalism podcast without changing hosts or the name of the podcast. He talks about the ferret problem in St. John. He makes a joke about how his playroom would contain Springsteen bootlegs.
Paul talks about seeing Hole in Louisville where she brings out a baby and chastises them for cheering for the baby. Jacob knows someone who loves Hole and things Courtney Love is the most attractive woman.
Matt talks about nearly fainting after seeing the wrong side of the C-section screen.
A Fake Commercial for people that hate forks. This leads into the hosts talking about how you could just use a knife as it is one large tine (this is the episode title reference).
Jacob tells a story about working for a hypnotists. The hosts want to know about the non-US scoops and what their chickens sound like. The hypnotist claims that he made his wife orgasm during childbirth.
A Fake commercial promoting knives.
Matt's kids found what appeared to be a child's molar in the play room. They attempted to find which child it belongs to but it remains a mystery. Paul states that this research was the Molar Report.
A discussion of the Little Mermaid connects to incest porn.
Scoopmail[]
- Newman from Lexington Fire sends in a fire safety kit.
- Scoop Scoop in a Stupid-Ass way embarrassed an Eric Clapton.
- German Scoop caught up to the "Germany is where they eat them dicks" episode.
- Ben and Jerkin Scoop sends in a Wait, he did what?? story without rape or murder but with child abuse.
- Abe the Shoeless Scoop sends in a fire story from his father leaving the grill on for a week.
- Scoop the Jackpot sends in a Holy Shit, I can't Believe I did that story about attending a Penn & Teller show.
- OctoScoop sends in a story about a dangerous situation with a gas stove.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. M. L. Kennedy sends in a 500th Episode special Scoopardy with the subjects 1992, ICS Milestones, Which came first, and Characters.
Characters and Bits[]
- A Springsteen concert where he kicks a baby.
- A person that is told to be a chicken at a hypnotists show but doesn't know what a chicken is.
- The Little Mermaid is Romeo and Juliet with a Wet-Dry Vac.
- Peggy Mint Patty Scoop sends in a story about her daughter leaving the stove on.
- Fire Extinguisher that is actually just a penis that pees Freon.
- Paul promises a Pizza Party if the podcast makes it to 1000.
- Incest port is just how they trick actors into thinking that they are actually acting.