Original Air date: April 22nd, 2019
Caption: At one point, Matt refers to Opening Arguements host Andrew Torres as “Anthony”- what an asshole Matt is. Happy Easter. Scoopmail and Jock v Nerd
Running time: 1:29 (89 minutes)
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Paul is risen. Blessed be Matt's name. Jacob is happy for holiday pay. Thus goes Easter in Vegas.
The hosts go on a tangent about eating a Sizzler. Yelp does not know what a Sizzler is and the closest location is in California.
Matt likes the tactic of reinforcing your own sentence with a "yeah" or a "right" at the end of your own sentence.
Walt Smith, Jacob's brother, is a guest on the podcast. He used to live in Cambodia and misses it.
Paul professes the joy of sleeping your life away like dogs and cats. Sleeping most of your life.
Walt tells a story about being sick in Cambodia and being taken to a Pharmacy for treatment instead of a doctor. Paul reports that he has never been seriously sick except for getting shingles. There is no prescription system in Cambodia and the hosts indicate how that would not work in the United States.
Matt tells a story about a person that accidentally took Tylenol PM.
Paul would make a horrible Uber driver that drives leisurely and stops for ice cream on every trip.
Some grocery stores have rainforest effects with thunder and misting. Some of them have monsoon warning where the restaurant temporarily floods.
The hosts try to determine countries where they would live because of Walt's expertise in geography.
Matt and Jacob saw "The Play that goes Wrong"
Scoopmail[]
- Scooperoni Balsamic tells a story related to the creepy AirBnB from Pittsburgh Churn Out.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
Explosion theme is played.
Jurassic Scoop sends in a Scoopardy based on children's entertainment.
Characters and Bits[]
- Adolf Sizzler - Sizzler is a secret Hitler location.
- The official position of ICS is that the Holocaust happened and it was bad.
- Rainforest Cafe where a monkey comes out and masturbates every 15 minutes.