Episode art by Slaking fool and 7BillionNeedles
Original Air date: April 17th, 2022
Caption: Ali Spagnola who recently enlisted the boys as help for her Guinness World Record for Cotton Candy Sculpture, join us in churn to talk about many things including how she handles Youtube comments and what's her next big project. Matt is in LA on spring break with his kiddos. Paul reminds us that we survived the deadliest year in history. Boob sizes are compared. Jock Vs Nerd and not Price is Right Trivia is played.
Running time: 1:35
Recording location: The Churn Version 7, LA, and Paul's Playhouse
Topics[]
Topic:Jacob thanks individual Ice Cream Truck drivers over the Sweathouse theme and calls them saints.
Matt and Paul talk about the sales of silver starfish t-shirts that are being sent. The Raiders shirt has been posted to the shop. Paul finds the Sodomy Hussein shirt as especially funny.
Matt talks about not getting any follow-up questions after stating that they were a part of Ali Spagnola's Cotton Candy Sculpture. Paul and Jacob talk about how tired they are after making that trip; Matt was unsure because he's been traveling almost constantly for the last month. Matt talks about forgetting about the timing that normal people do things because their work hours are usually off. Matt talks about driving through sandstorms. Paul starts making vocalizations about Darude's Sandstorm (Episode title reference). Matt and Jacob were not familiar with the song.
Matt gives a positive review of Laguna Beach, CA as a secret Hawaii. Matt talks about tent villages in California and trying to explain it to children. Paul proposes making every legislation be argued, understood, and approved by children.
A Fake Commercial for the UPS Store: Unlimited Pigeon Shit
Matt and Jacob introduce Ali Spagnola who is in studio with Jacob. Ali states they have to do their own pigeon shit. They talk about the video going up the morning of the recording. Ali talks about some of the other stunts from her channel. Matt asks Ali about the criticism they get from Youtube comments. Ali tells the story about trying to gift a user large pictures of her boobs after they had repeatedly stated that her boobs were too small small. The hosts punch up ways to get the person to finally accept the boobs.
Paul proposes that Ali build gigantic wind chimes.
A Fake Commercial for Lucid Dreamsicle.
Matt continues interviewing Ali about the process of being a YouTube creator. Matt is unfamiliar with how YouTube works but Paul is very familiar. Ali brings up the Island Boys as an example of the randomness of the algorithm and the parody song she wrote about them that didn't get traction. Ali asks the hosts how they managed to build a pleasant audience; Paul states that their fans combine the nicest people from the Penn's Sunday School and Geek Shock fan groups and have them use the Obelisk Scheme to pull in more listeners.
Paul talks about how Ali is from Pittsburg and knows many of the people that Paul would be working with at Steel City Improv.
Paul proposes that Ali do a project of the world's biggest flip-book. Ali determines that Paul just invented movies. Jacob proposes that Ali continues to make large bunnies and culminates it with making a sculpture out of unconscious rabbits. It would be called the Ether Bunny.
Jacob brings up Ray Stevens and Ali is not familiar with that musician. Matt talks about the original Carmen Sandiego game having Montezuma's Revenge and Gandhi's Glasses.
Scoopmail[]
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Red River Scoop sends in a Scoopardy with categories of Moo, Move, Movies, and Movement. The hosts recognize that many of these answers are numbers-based and would work well as a Price-is-right style Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Give me my glow stick, my pacifier, and my ecstasy.
- A Moose with an oral fixation that needs an extra-large pacifier.
- Bribing politicians with Roblox gift cards
- Only Fuzz room
- "I am no rat making Pacific Rim" - Ali Spagnola (Matt)
- Spagnola Spake
- Matt and Paul cannot make their tits any bigger.
- "Everyone in LA is self-obsessed enough to make me feel like I'm good at conversation." - Ali Spagnola
- Tai Chi-uaua
- The 7 moves of ballet: bend, stretch, rise, jump, turn, glide, and shart (honorary eating disorder)
- Shit-racing a cow over a year
- Dr. Suess car