Art by Slakingfool
Original Air date: February 3rd, 2022
Caption: Jacob and Matt lose at the game of Uber Eats Roullette. Paul barely makes it back from Erie. Jacob almost made it to Erie and Matt stuck around Erie. Matt's latest dad failure, scoop mail, and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Running time: 1:36
Recording location: The Churn Version 7 and Paul's Playhouse
Topics[]
Jacob thanks the Ice Cream Truck drivers as a group over the Sweathouse theme. He uses the phrase "holy hell" in his usual anger.
Matt points out that Paul is about to lose power. Paul gives a snow storm update. The hosts talk about attempting to leave Erie: Paul with snow driving issues, Matt with a cancelled flight and an extra hotel night, and Jacob not getting to make the trip at all.
Matt attempted to go to a Mom and Pop pizza place in Erie and getting it over Uber Eats. The hosts have a glowing review of Keller's in Erie. Matt was shocked by the temperature of the pizza that he ordered and he used the lid of the ice bucket as a plate.
Jacob tells a story about ordering a Pita on Uber Eats and getting a Taco Bell bag instead with a single taco and nachos.
Paul got a bonus bad with lemonade and cream cheese with his last grocery delivery order. Chasing the soft, white cream cheese horse (Episode title reference).
Paul recalls a murder story after being reminded by Matt of the Stay Safe hotel. It was a person that was murdered after finding a tear in his nutsack that was killed by a stray bullet in the nutsack.
A Fake Commercial for The Travel Channel presents Ghost Punchers.
Matt tells a story about Sarah weeping about a season finale of Bones. Paul talks about crying at a season finale of Afterlife. Matt talks about watching Gomorrah. The hosts talk about the Righteous Gemstones. Matt goes on with his description of Gomorrah and Paul does a Mario voice for the Italian Gangsters.
A Fake Commercial for Buckley Fuchmore's House of Celibacy.
Matt tells a story about his youngest child with a loose tooth and yanking a tooth out of his mouth. His oldest child asks to speak to him for a moment in private after the tooth-pulling incident.
Jacob tells the story about how his flights to the Churn Out were cancelled. The hosts talk about how much the Keller's people bragged on the Scoops. Jacob managed a full refund for his flight and hotel.
Paul tells a story about how Anne had a customer that knew about the podcast.
Paul talks about PowerCon which was primarily Masters of the Universe and Thundercats; it has opened up to all sorts of classic toys. Matt talks about the possibility of going to the Edinburgh fringe festival.
Scoopmail[]
- Curt Wiggins promotes the Kickstarter for Salmon Plush Run 3: Submarine Slumber party by Split Hares.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Cream Supreme sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Shot in the Nuts and you're to blame.
The hosts talk briefly about Joe Rogan and the apology.