Art by Slakingfool
Original Air date: November 29th, 2021
Caption: The boys recount the triumphs and failures and making America's most important meal. Then we turn it over to scoop mail and it gets filthy! Plus Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.
Running time: 1:40
Recording location: The Churn version 7 and Paul's Playhouse
Topics[]
Jacob has no names of Ice Cream Truck drivers but clarifies that these names give $50 a month or more.
Paul talks about their Thanksgiving celebration that they ordered from Bob Evans. Paul mentions the presence of a vegetable, green beans, but is not clear on whether he has eaten a vegetable.
Matt gives a report on his home Thanksgiving because children weren't allowed at their usual gathering. Matt's party used paper plates and a person in their friend group would have a problem with that. Matt found plates made of already-fallen leaves. Paul suggests having an Arabian Nights-theme Thanksgiving as "Sha-Her the Plates: Agravyan NIghts" (episode title reference). Matt made both a smoked turkey and a vegan beast fake turkey. Matt has an adventure making vegan, gluten-free gravy with arrow root.
A Fake Commercial for Donnelly Funeral Improv Inc.: Harold your afterlife.
Jacob tells the story of SJ making a sweet potato casserole. Jacob silently convinces one of Matt's kids to not throw a tantrum. Matt tells the story about the promised foods that didn't get tried after getting a trip to Yogurt Land.
The hosts give more updates on Thanksgiving.
A Fake Commercial for Euphoric Edwards Elusive Edible Elves.
Jacob talks about using a Lemon-Orange hybrid as a zesting for SJ's sweet potato pie. Matt reports that this pie tasted like dish soap.
The hosts talk about the people that have purchased goods related to Paul Mattingly's Nine Minute Monkey Joke.
The hosts give a plug for the kind of things they would do with any Scoop that bought a Jock day.
Scoopmail[]
- Thomas Townley sends in an invite to give a Kansas Scoop Fest.
- Stu Pidasso sends in stories about disliking anal sex but eventually giving it a try.
- Scarlet Goo sends a story about meeting an extremely forward person on a dating app that asked to pee on them.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Lawyer Lake Scoop sends in a Price is Right style Jock vs. Nerd about the history of their own bits.
Characters and Bits[]
- Jersey Mike's is the best Sub Shop in New Jersey
- "What's wrong with hotdogs on Thanksgiving?"
- Biodegradable plate tracking on tiktok with a big knife stabbing through the middle.
- COVID Apartheid Variant
- Cockroaches: Lobsters of the Land
- Making Mac and Cheese with spaghetti noodles
- Loranges or omons
- Punishment Pie
- My Cock is overdrawn.
After the credits, Paul says that he was unable to keep the third dog. Matt indicates that there was the opposite of enthusiasm for getting a Scoop NFT.