Art by Slakingfool
Original Air date: November 24th, 2021
Caption: Happy Thanksgiving, Scoops! Jacob almost gets 86'd from a movie theater. Paul almost gets a dog, and Matt almost gets an apprentice. Plus, delicious scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy trivia.
Running time: 1:42
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Jacob reads the names of the Ice Cream Truck drivers over the Sweathouse theme music.
Matt and Paul refer to each other as a Guzzle Muffin. Paul warns that the recording may be interrupted by the barking of a dog as they look to adopt another pet. Paul gives a rundown of the adoption and naming of Pirate and Lady Elizabeth.
Jacob talks about going to a movie theater to see the new Ghostbusters movie. The hosts talk about the new Ghostbusters movies and how they didn't hate the female-led. The hosts recall being scared by the original Ghost Busters movie.
A Fake Commercial for Moist Walk-In Basement Lighters.
Jacob talks about getting yelled at by the bartender at the movie theater for combining his two drinks into one cup in front of the camera. Paul talks about the possibility of going to a movie theater in the future.
The hosts talk about the new Kid Rock song as self parody and the subsequent Weird Al twitter joke. The hosts talk about the journey of political parody and SNL during the Trump administration.
A Fake Commercial for Dry Rub Carpet Cleaner with an unnecessary explanation of what Dry Rub is.
Matt gets a person at the meet-and-greet that complimented his magic and asked to be his apprentice. People started calling this guy "Columbine" because of his trench coat and emaciated look.
Jacob tells the story about finding loose fake teeth around Matt's seat.
The hosts talk about Paul's recent guest appearance on the Player One Podcast.
Jacob talks about doing housework at Matt's house at Sarah's request. Matt's youngest kid had an enthusiastic response to getting the new lights. Matt's oldest kid was sophisticatedly belligerent to Jacob. Matt talks about how his oldest child requested to be skipped up a grade.
Scoopmail[]
- Sarah Boyle sends in a story about a clove-scented cooking with their step-son.
- Captain James T Scoop (She/Her) sends in a story about attending a retreat for people leaving high-demand religions and stories from BYU. This includes a description of durfing, which is soaking that uses under-the-bed kicking to enhance the experience.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The explosion theme is played. Doom Scoop sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Egon but not forgotten
- Ball out before a Bolognaise
- The allegory of the Man on the Elephant
- A Mamet play with all the cursing blacked out.
- Surf and Durf