Art by SlakingFool
Original Air date: October 21st, 2021
Caption: Paul perfroms passionate renditions of his favorite Broadway show. Some who wronged Paul stops by to make it right. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.
Running time: 1:34
Recording location: The Churn version 7 and Paul's Playhouse
Topics[]
The hosts talk about a new Starbucks going in close to the Churn. Paul proposes making visitors to the churn bring some 'bucks'.
Paul tells Matt and Jacob about what it means to be a "bones day" or a "no bones day." Paul talks about ordering an additional Simpsons figure of Poochie.
The hosts talk about the supply chain issues. They announce an AMA on twitter for Economics issues.
Matt talks about another Matt Donnelly in LA that works for Variety magazine. The other Matt Donnelly spoiled something from the new Eternals movie on Twitter. The hosts talk about being surprised by movies.
The hosts do a mini Sporty McBall things considered about throwing motion of Eli Manning and the Steeler's game.
Paul re-enacts music from the show Waitress.
A Fake Commercial for Percy Pink's Pterodactyl Plumage Picker (but really a conversation about people not pronouncing the l in salmon).
Paul talks about seeing extreme foods on the internet like a chicken-fried egg and butter dipped in ragu pasta sauce. Paul describes the pain that he went through after eating his last baconator (episode title reference).
Paul talks about the high price of getting his cabinets painted.
Paul talks about possibly hosting thanksgiving at his house in Pittsburg. The hosts talk about how sexy a turkey is and how they want to slap it.
A Fake Commercial for Matt Donnelly's Tumble Sausage.
Matt and Jacob give their methods for making a turkey which involves buttering the skin, layering bacon, using Port wine, and flipping it over.
Scoopmail[]
- LA Jay writes in a Shitty Boss story about his boss giving a very backhanded compliment.
- Scooplock Keesa insults the hosts and accuses them of murder because of how much they made their partner laugh during a previous episode.
- Aaron sends in an Italian Air Show about getting too drunk between a ceremony and reception and high kicking.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Big Sexy sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Matt has a Poochie figure
- Mont Clarification
- To prevent abortion, deputize the penis
- Paul wonders what is up and what is down on a football
- "Find the wet spot"
- Matt plays Wendy surveying Paul about his baconator experience and offers to kiss Paul's butthole. (This bit recurs several times)
- Using Wendy's pigtails to tie around your waste like a reverse fanny pack.
- Fecal Frekle Ginger, Ass-eating Wendy
- Bung Tongue Breakfast Burrito (BTBB)
- Boob of the Turkey (to the tune of smooth operator)
- Ass-eating Wendy tries to get Paul to describe his Super Mario Brothers 3 pajamas.
- Jacob pronounces the state of Illinois as if it is plural