Art by Slakingfool
Original Air date: September 16th, 2021
Caption: Paul finds the finest hotel for Dogs in the land. RJ has a Pittsburgh Scouting Report for Paul. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd
Running time: 1:34
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Paul talks about his preparation to drive cross-country with Ryer, Pirate, and Lady Elizabeth. Jacob would rather get in a bar fight than make this drive with Paul. Matt points out that Paul is a slow and cautious drive and will frequently arrive later to any destination than the other two hosts.
RJ is in studio and has made cigar labels for the podcast that he wrapped around some sausages.
A Fake Commercial for Tit Whistles: whistles that attract birds and boobs. Rudy the motorboating bird.
RJ gives a scouting report on Pittsburg. The hosts talk about the idea of Paul dealing with his first winter in a while away from the desert. Each host has a story about accidentally having chocolate chips melt in their car.
The hosts talk about Vegas Raiders and the immaculate specimen that is Mark Davis.
The hosts talk seriously about COVID vaccine and the equivalent number of deaths of a 9/11 every other day (Inside Joke Explained).
Adam@Heyscoops.club or Adam@the-sweathouse.com is the contact if you want an email at either of those two redirects.
Matt reads the names of funny fantasy football team names in the Scoop league run by Matt Dougherty.
Scoopmail[]
- The Digereedouche shares a story about the band "The Struts" and a couple that wanted separate pictures with the band in case they broke up.
- Borderland Scoop sends in a comment about Doniphan, Nebraska.
- Anonymous Scoop (She) talked about the COVID vaccine.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. The Micro Scoop sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- A Dog hotel where it is run by dogs but dogs are not allowed to stay there.
- There is no shortage of creepy NFL owners.
- Getting asked your pronouns at Jack-in-the-Box
- Anal is the mask, avoid COVID through Anal sex
- The hosts use a very old hand sanitizer from the early days of the pandemic that smells horrible.
- New World Monkeys