Art by Slakingfool
Original Air date: June 28th, 2021
Caption: Jacob is the fanciest of pants. Scoop mail, jock vs nerd trivia.
Running time: 1:42
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Matt sounds the warning about grasshoppers in the west. The hosts talk about how bad and hot the weather is in Vegas right now. Paul reminds us that summer is Vegas' winter. Jacob updates us on the happenings of the Howard Stern show.
Paul talks about playing Grand Theft Auto V. Matt demonstrates his loose understanding of this videogame.
The hosts talk about the impact of marijuana legalization on the casinos. Jacob states that having a high audience is not easy.
Jacob tells a story about going to the Resorts World grand opening and going into a different entrance (episode title reference). Paul is curious about the theme of the resort and there was no theme. Discussion of themes is a recurring topic in this episode.
A Fake Commercial for Mary Todd LIncoln's House of Bulletproof Hats. (Paul does the Anne-voice for the main character of the bit).
The hosts talk about the quality of the play that Lincoln was shot at and the quality of plays vs. musicals in general.
The hosts recall the City Center tower being disassembled and another tower that cooked pool chairs with their reflection.
A Fake Commercial for The Goblin Needs More Glitter.
The hosts talk about the world's largest pyramids. Paul reminds people that toilets should have pyramid-shaped bases.
The hosts talk about the player for the Raiders that came out as gay. The hosts recall the last NFL player that came out, Michael Sam. Paul is very disappointed by the lack of pirate theme among the Raiders.
Jacob tells stories about his friend with Raiders season tickets buying and reselling tickets for events in that dome.
The hosts reassure us that the podcast will continue when Paul is doing it remotely in Pittsburg.
Scoopmail[]
- Ryan and Stephanie send in an invite to their housewarming party in Springfield, IL.
- Nanette sent in custom lego minifigs of the hosts.
- Acting Ensign Wesley Scooper sends in his setup for which computers he views porn on.
- Crock a Dunk scoop asks for some advice on what they should do about a death in someone family-adjacent.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The explosion theme is played. Comissioner Scoop sends in a scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Paul doesn't want to run drugs because it requires running.
- Can we spend $25 on blackjack and see if we can become a millionaire.
- Club at Virgin is called "Dry Humping;" the spa is called "soaking."
- Equal Mummies as a sitcom.
- Gay-ratorade - a new gay sports drink
- Al Jolson, owner of the Raiders.
- Buckethead's Guns and Roses