Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social Wikia

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Original Air date: June 24th, 2021

Caption: Paul drops a bomb and Matt and Jacob and they all cope the way the usually do with strange inappropriate jokes. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:45

Recording location: The Churn version 7


Paul starts out especially goofy. Paul start out by announcing that he and Anne are going to move to Pittsburgh. Jacob plays Long Distance in response.

The hosts start a bit where houses are analogous to fetuses.

Matt calls a production meeting to decide how they are going to ship Paul across the country a few times a year. The move will be in the fall of 2021.

Matt points out that Brock and Christine and Jim and Nick from Pod Therapy are in studio.

Paul talks about their thoughts about getting a new house. This includes heated driveways.

A Fake Commercial for Johnny Australia's Quality Wombat Meat.

Paul tells a story about going to Chili's and being repulsed by every item on the menu.

The hosts talk about going to sushi together. Paul has an eye for finding the deep-fried rolls.

Matt talks about being around people from Los Angeles not being used to the cavalier mask guidance that is in Nevada. His sneeze into his mask made his coworkers nervous for a minute.

A Fake Commercial for Penguin Insurance. Paul's character complains about a penguin's tit falling off after they bought it.

Paul rants about Primanti's being disappointing.

Matt sneezes in his mask.

Jacob tells a story about trying to order food at a restaurant where they were out of three different things that he tried to order. Jade was tickled by this occurrence. Jacob also had a pizza delivered for the first time in a while and the delivery experience was disappointing.


  • Someone sent a Silverfish Tee as a Physical Scoopmail that has a black tshirt that says "Don't get butthurt, I fucked my Uncle."
  • Someone sent Paul a box of Space Oreos.
  • Christine brough in a small, warm bottle of Asti Spumanti.
  • Scoop of ICS Past (aka BeardedScoop3) sends in another submarine story.
  • Gimmie a Burke - from Designing Women

Jock vs. Nerd[]

The hunt for balls theme is played. The Scoopocabra sends in a Scoopardy. It includes a "ween ween" category.

Characters and Bits[]

  • Zillow for conception instead of masturbation.
  • A House starts at foundation.
  • Paul would abort a Split Level
  • Paul will never eat at Chili's again
  • Drop your panties for Primanti's
  • Liquid Smoke and a paintbrush so that you can fake the grill marks when there's no panini press handy to masturbate in.
  • Drill Instructor at Chili's