Art by Slakingfool
Original Air date: May 17th, 2021
Caption: Matt is an actor in a reading. Robots are more American than you. We get scoop mail from a real hero. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia
Running time: 1:44
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Paul nearly kicks the intro in the dick. Matt gloats about the podcast's ability to get Hazel Honeysuckle more than doubly-funded. Paul talks about some of the devices that he has kickstarted.
Matt opens a black cherry seltzer and Paul recalls a seltzer chugging challenge video.
The hosts talk about Shaq and his evolution. Paul is obsessed with Fu-Schnickens connection to Shaq. Shaq is a DJ and the hosts talk about the DJ scene in Las Vegas.
Jacob makes a case that basketball doesn't always reward simple size. He recalls watching Shaq play at LSU and looking like a man playing with children. He recalls handing with a very tall person that didn't play basketball but was just bombarded with questions about whether or not he plays basketball. Jacob dunks over Matt's children as a tribute to Shaq.
A Fake Commercial for We'll Dip Anything in Baby Oil.
The hosts talk about the automation of industry. They compare it to Laverne and Shirley. They run a bit about Robot Laverne and Shirley (episod title referend).
Matt talks about going to do a show reading outdoors as one of the only breeders in the cast along with his wife. The reading turned out to be an off-book, choreographed show. Sarah was given a large part that she could not complete.
A Fake Commercial for the Dolphin Interpreted Device.
The hosts talk about a researcher that fell in love with a dolphin. Paul kicks his own story in the dick with a story about podcasts that led him to the phrase "SeeSo was like a Quibi." He comes back aroudn to talking about dogs that communicate with their owners with talking buttons. Jacob says this stunts the language growth of the dogs.
Matt has a charlie horse.
The hosts have some serious talk about the acceptance of the Vaccine and the impossible scale of a conspiracy.
During the Patreon thank you's, the hosts say kind things about the author of this wiki article and their twitter account.
Scoopmail[]
- Crock a Duck Scoop talks about their life since they started listening to the podcast. There were roommates that were Trump-supporters but the writer had been in the psych hospital 4 times.
- Dr. Science Scoop talks about stopping and then starting the podcast after a long break.
- Dr. Science Scoop sends in his job story about doing genetic production that was used in the COVID vaccine proce3ss.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The explosion theme is played. The Swedish Scoop sends in the Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Two-hands Jacob
- "What's your take on the dogs talking with the mats full of buttons" - Paul
- A future plan to share things that they like.
- Paul compares the new vaccine process to making coke into cherry coke.
- Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Socia: The Crossroads of Opportunity