Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social Wikia
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Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social Wikia

Episode art by Slakingfool

Original Air date: March 24th, 2021

Caption: Robin Slonina calls in with an incredible offer for Scoops. Jacob has issues with tissues. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Running time: 1:59

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Topics[]

Matt gives Jacob the name "Jackpot Jacob." Paul reminds us that his wrestling name is "Dry Bones." The hosts settle on both names.

Matt talks about a Naked and Afraid contestant giving up because they felt bugs crawling in their vagina. Paul shares some Animal Facts about ant lions. This elicits the Fatty Rabbit Hole theme for the ant lion. The hosts talk about humans possibly eating bugs.

Jacob talks about having an issue with his septic tank being full.

Paul talks about unloading some of his old video game system and games collections.

A Fake Commercial for winning a crawl-in role on Beat Round the Bush.

They throw to an interview with Robin Slonina about her online drawing classes. Paul makes up a Drawing Robin song.

A Fake Commercial for Tim's perforated, decorative trash bags for a rotten pile of trash.

Matt talks about planning to leave house for dinner with friends. Sarah asked if she was going to have to wear "hard pants" to the meal.

The hosts talk about the fallacy of the concept of "sleeping their way to the top." Matt recalls someone saying that you can only sleep your way to the middle. Matt explains the "A to A+" note concept and his jokes about that on Abracababble. Matt also talks about considering feedback from someone that cares enough to write in.

Scoopmail[]

  • Someone sent in a Physical Scoopmail of the Phantom Tollbooth
  • Laurie Three Scoops a Lady sent in a Postcard of a painting.
  • Scoopernova Girl sends in a story about off-putting High School traditions such as Senior Slave Day.
  • Kelsi shared a story about a bad lie about a old biker dude in front of a Mervyn's teaching her to masturbate.

Jock vs. Nerd[]

The hunt for balls theme is played. Silver Fist sends in a Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits[]

  • They got me in a Jackpot
  • And Lions in your vagina are bad because then you have to feed them ants.
  • Jimmy SloniNOT and Robin SloninYES
  • Rode Hard, put away wet celebrity broken-in jeans
  • Goodbye you Dick and Tit Farms of which I am the Farmer (printed on a hat)
  • I'm selling the Farm, What Farm? The Dick and Tit Farm of which I am the farmer (on an 80's flap hat)
  • The Omega Room (instead of the Master Bedroom), The Final Bedroom
  • Dick and Tit Machines of which I am the Henry Ford
  • Peleton Classes except for masturbation
  • Jimmy Rats, the Motorcycle Masturbation Enthusiast
  • SCFD22C - Superman, Catwoman, Flash, Darksied 22 Catworman again - the Snyder Code.
  • A reminder of Jimmy Ratz Biker Masturbation Enthusiast outside of a Mervyns

Matt reviews some of the scoopmail topics that they've asked for:

  • Shitty Jobs/Weird Jobs
  • Wait, he did what‽
  • First BJ/funny sexual encoutner stories
  • Rando questions/advice questions


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