Episode art by twitter user slakingfool:
Original Air date: February 18th, 2021
Caption: Paul is obsessed with Beale St. Matt discusses the worst of Bruce Springsteen. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd Trivia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Running time: 1:44
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Matt quizzes Paul on his knowledge about 501(c)(3) organizations.
They are recording on Fat Tuesday. Paul confuses Beale Street with Bourbon street while joking about Mardi Gras. Jacob describes seeing an ad for a cheese cooking pan.
Matt found a vegan food bank based in Las Vegas and joined its Patreon. He met with them to help them work through Patreon and he is asking if any Scoops know about setting up a 501(c)(3) organization.
The hosts talk about how Bill Gates is a better person than Steve Jobs. Gates wants nations to shift to synthetic beef. Jacob recalls the smell surrounding an industrial slaughter house.
The hosts talk about Bruce Springsteen's DUI arrest which happened in Matt's hometown area. They also talk about the infamous Soup or Bowl commercial. Matt has concluded that Springsteen is on steroids or HGH.
A Fake Commercial for Bar-B-Cheese vs. Cheese-E-Q.
Paul incorrectly remembers that Jersey people, like Bon Jovi, are very small people. Matt talks about being on a podcast pilot talking about the worst art from his favorite artist (Bruce Springsteen).
Jacob talks about doing a walkthrough of Area 15 in Vegas which is a new large-scale art installation. He was not allowed to take his drink with him and walk around. They hosts talk about blue laws.
A Fake Commercial for Dick-eating fish 2: Beware and Be Wearing a Swimsuit.
Matt brings it back to the worst of Bruce Springsteen by describing a song called Reno that is a graphic description of fucking a prostitute. Paul improvises this song based on the concept. Jacob reads the real lyrics. Matt summarizes the song as being like a Yelp review for a prostitute (episode title reference).
Paul struggles to describe the worst art from Trent Reznor.
Scoopmail[]
- Sarah Boyle sent in a Groundhog Day card
- 'Lil Red sent Paul a McDonalds Halloween Simpsons toy.
- An anonymous scoop sends in fudge from the Uranus Fudge Factory
- Cody sends in a shitty job story about quotas in his old job.
- Dave Coulier sends in an advice request.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Commissioner Scoop sends in a Scoopardy
Characters and Bits[]
- Mardi Au Gratin - Wisconsin Mardi Gras
- Direct Correlation between vegetarianism and homelessness
- Bar-B-Cheese - cheese on a bone with BBQ spices
- Juicy Lucy - a burger with the cheese inside
- 501(c)(3) rider
- #GrownBeef, #GroanBeef
- Eek-ological
- Cheese-E-Q - the rival to Bar-B-Cheese
- Wet Markets - to the tune of Funky Monkey but it's about fucking a girl on Beale Street
- Barn Barbacheese - Star Wars Character
- Paul Smack-talks Matt Franco repeatedly
- D.A.R.E. program but for dick eaters
- Dripping Twat Hole - Original name for Matt and Mattingly
- Slipped my ween-ween in between-tween
- Different ways to say "What an asshole."
- It's ween-ween time
- Ham Candle as a nickname for a penis.