Episode art by twitter user slakingfool:
Original Air date: September 24th, 2020
Caption: The boys rename the Raiders Stadium.
Running time: 1:40
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Paul start the podcast with complaints to Steve Apple and random out-of-context bits.
The hosts run down the Dungeons and Dragons with actual Dragons. They start by playing the song that Spadoni created for the event. Paul expresses his recent disappointment with Little Ceasar's. Jacob professes the gospel of thin-crust pizza.
Matt brings up the Mark Davis Raiders recent performance. The hosts talk about the stadium and the feeling of having a team in town. They witnessed a person being knocked out cold on the sidelines.
The hosts talk about turning down TV commentary and turning up radio commentary.
A Fake Commercial for Summer Skeleton Soundtrack.
The hosts have an in-depth conversation about parking in Las Vegas preceded by the Vegas Parking and Weather jingle.
The hosts discuss the ridiculousness of naming teams after cities (Author's note: just use the owner's name, the cities have no ownership or control over the team)
Paul changes the topic to toy news about a Hasbro toy event. He talks in the high-pitched voice for this.
The hosts proposed the name of a Vegas sports franchise should be "the House."
Matt and Paul talk about playing switch games.
A Fake Commercial for Little Lady Butts.
Matt finishes his story about not getting a switch game for his kid's birthday and instead getting an Ultra Magnus toy that wasn't delivered until after his birthday. He also describes having the "we aren't getting a dog" conversation with his kids.
The hosts return to talking about making D&D a regular thing and how it is unlikely to happen in the future. Matt and Jacob prefer the idea of having a game night.
Scoopmail[]
- Peanut Butter Scoop sends in his memory of past superior Blimpie's.
- Gasman Chris sends in a Sweathouse forum letter.
- Salty Old Bastard scoop asks that the word "keister" make a comeback (episode title reference).
- Vanilla Scoop Linda talks about a first experience with male strippers in the 80's and Whistling Weirdos.
- Josh sends in a memory about going to Action Park.
- Pinyon Coffee Scoop talks about writing the scoopmails with Jacob's voice in mind.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The explosions theme is used. Scooperiority complex sends in a scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
Nicknames for the Las Vegas stadium:
- The Tombstone in the Desert
- The Black Pizza
- The Grave Marker
80's style pubic hair styles
- Lost orphan in the woods
- Pheasant in the Hedge
- Lost bunny in the grass