Original Air date: August 24th, 2020
Caption: The boys discuss the latest craze. Jacob marches in Vegas. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Running time: 1:52
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Paul improvises out-of-context bits over the main theme.
Guys coming home from the club and have glitter all over their hands from a vajazzled vagina (episode title reference).
Paul and Matt break into a skit where they are a man and wife where the man has vajazzled hands.
Matt recalls his interview with his mother-in-law about Bob Fosse.
Paul relays a story from a former coworker that removed hair around a vulva that had a rotten catheter hanging out of it. Jacob recalls a story a friend wanting to learn to do a Boyzillian waxing.
Matt requests triumphant music and Jacob plays a fog horn. Matt announces that there are now more than 900 patreons so the hosts will play Dungeons and Dragons in September.
The hosts start talking about the heat wave in Las Vegas. This elicits the Vegas Parking and Weather jingle. The hosts tell stories of an increased amount of dog shit they've noticed in their neighborhoods. Paul is very curious about the details of the poop.
The hosts talk about the death of satire being because a joke is taken as truth instead of as mocking a lie.
A Fake Commercial for poop cologne.
The hosts announce their creation of a shop on Teepublic.
The hosts talk about the arrest of Steve Bannon on a yacht so that he is ruled by law of the sea. Paul describes keel hauling. Jacob describes a bull-shaped torture device.
The hosts discuss the idea of the next Halloween.
A Fake Commercial for Steve Bannon's GoFundMe for a maritime lawyer.
Jacob talks about going to a demonstration for technical workers. This leads them to talk about movie production being done in Canada.
The hosts talk about former guest Karrion Kross winning the WWE NXT competition.
The hosts talk more about the demonstration and their experience of being jobless in the pandemic.
Scoopmail[]
- Scoop Skywalker sends in the game "Puns of Anarchy."
- Scoop Lansbury sends in a Darth Vader postcar and two pairs of instant boobs and some mints. Matt puts the breasts on under his shert.
- Handsome Bald Scoop sends in some back story for their D&D characters.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Resident Rule scoop sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Wipe vajazzled remnants on to you lover's face - The Liberache
- Poutine station at craft services at a movie
- Poutine kills COVID with Pouticillin
- At 1000 patreons, they do a whistling weirdo thank you video
- Gleep Glorp Glop Glip - the original Klingon