Episode art by twitter user SlakingFool.
Original Air date: August 17th, 2020
Caption: Paul and Matt remember an old friend. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Running time: 1:32
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
The podcast opens with the hosts having an out-of-context conversation before the theme.
Paul start the podcast with random out-of-context bits stated over the theme.
Paul talks about Anne's potential COVID exposure at her workplace from a coworker. Matt does a Welcome Back Carter impersonation. Paul follows suit. Jacob does an impersonation of Washing from Welcome Back Carter.
Jacob talks about doing a drive-in of both Jaws and Jaws 2. Paul has beef with Shark Week and ear biting jokes with Mike Tyson.
Matt re-watched Spaceballs with the kids and had to explain some of the sex jokes.
Paul asks if people have sent out their xmas cards yet. Matt states that he signed up to be a poll worker for the Nov. 3rd election.
A Fake Commercial for Three Shits on Fire Septic Tank cleaning service.
Paul talks about trying to get his vision checked. He Failed.
Matt asks about how Paul's brother shares the name with a person that killed Breonna Taylor.
A Fake Commercial for Three Shits Spaghetti and "Meatballs."
The hosts talk about the death of Jane who did bookings as well as being talent. They also talk about a Wynn show "Le Reve" closing permanently. This incites a Vegas Parking and Weather jingle. The hosts imagine what Vegas will look like when shows come back to Vegas.
Scoopmail[]
- Nikki sends in his grim ability to joke about people dying.
- Diamond Scoop gets defensive of his rich guy's toy Raiders NFL team and assigns the hosts to run 5 laps around the stadium.
- Scoopiashi Maru shares a dead family hoarding story.
- Call me Scoopy writes in to tell the definition of the "Dirty Katy."
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The explosion theme is played. Slurpy Ky Aye sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Up your own nose with a rubber hose.
- A Hibe and a Lobe of the ear (Episode title reference)
- Lobe Brow humor.
- Went to a proctologist to get a look at his brown eye.
- Matt fails to change his voice when talking about sports.
- Paul announces streaming some videogames with the GeekShock people.
- Matt says that he should get a dog so that the pandemic will suddenly end and he can no longer properly take care of one. He asks the scoops to name his dog.
- Having a new puppy getting Jeffrey Epstein'd.