Episode art by twitter user slakingfool.
Original Air date: July 16th, 2020
Caption: Hilarious host of The Politcal Orphanage podcast, Andrew Heaton in studio.
Running time: 1:33
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Paul improvises out-of-context bits over the theme.
The hosts talk about the theme song of Seinfeld. Matt recalls that the composer created a new theme for every episode. Matt owes an apology to himself for criticizing his own purchase of a metal straw because of the superior temperature conduction.
Paul talks about hearing a person crying about how they can't make rent this month. The hosts talk generally about the pandemic.
A phone alarm interrupts the podcast.
Paul gets too serious talking about the death rate from COVID so Matt makes him talk in a Norwegian accent. The hosts preview their interview with Andrew Heaton.
Jacob knows someone that does headshots and charges way less than they used to be.
A Fake Commercial for Lick-em-up Sam.for Linty body shots.
Jacob plays drop christmas on the way to the Andrew Heaton interview. Andrew and the hosts make some pretty broad statements about "people" while complaining that they can't get anyone to talk about corn subsidies. They also mention the Skeptoid podcast about conspiracy theories. Andrew also talks about his "Alienating the Audience" podcast which is Sci-Fi themed.
A Fake Commercial for Gimme that.
Scoopmail[]
- James T Scoop writes in a "Wait, he did what??" story about his grandfather being gored by a bull.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played. Greg Chapman sends in a puppet-themed Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- We settled this shit with the Diff'rent Strokes theme song
- The iphone dropped on the ground will take Anne Geddes-level photographs.
- Being politically gross.
- SJ has a poisonous belly button
- Paul dislikes George Nory
- Peanut Brittle Snakes on the Moon
- Paul and Andrew say "gill-o-teen" several times, then Paul corrects to "gee-o-teen" and Matt goes back to "gill-o-teen."
- James Teat Kirk
- Paul summarizes Star Wars Episode 1