Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social Wikia
Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social Wikia

Original Air date: June 21st, 2020

Caption: returns! Piff pops in to plug his appearance on TBS tonight as he competes against the best in comedy. Also other stuff!

Running time: 1:40

Recording location: The Churn version 7


Jacob starts out doing the introduction without Matt. In exchange SJ is sitting in for the podcast.

Jacob talks about how he smoked a cigar for the first time in a long time but did not enjoy his last one. Paul thinks his vice of spending too much money on toys is a vice that is easily understood. Paul goes down a Bath and Body Works fatty rabbit hole.

Paul tells a story about how Anne had a dream that she and SJ went to see the Trolls movie and SJ took all the concessions from behind the counter.

A Fake Commercial for Old Man Soup's Soups.

SJ tells a story about playing poker and winning it all. She is not a very experienced player but still managed to win both rounds. A friend was mildly upset that they lost.

A Fake Commercial for Squeaky the Toilet Guy

SJ tells a story about being at an AirBnB being asked to make 3 pees to a flush.

They transition into a recorded interview with Piff and Jade. The takeaway is that Piff is going to be on a TBS contest show where he asks for the scoops to vote for him on this show.

Paul proposes that Piff should join a KPop band.

In talking about the current COVID landscape, Paul reviews his Apocalypse Requirements for Survival. Jade talks about the specificity with which their dogs poop in a room.


No scoopmail was read.

Jock vs. Nerd[]

The hunt for balls theme is played. Commissioner Scoop sends in a Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits[]

  • SJ as Slim Shady
  • Flushing is cultural
  • Scruffle on the Council - the name for Attack the Block in Britian
  • Ghosts can't play guitar which is why piano music is so spooky.
  • "Let me continue complaining" - Piff
  • If I get down on my hands and knees and smell it, is it gonna be worth every penny.
  • Jacob's favorite Piff is depressed Piff.
  • The train, if I'm not smiling, maybe I'll get to keep a few of my teeth when it hits me. - Paul
  • Jacob asks Johnny Australia to talk about Malamutes.
  • Jacob asks which cultures don't know how to flush the toilet (Episode Title Reference).