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Episode art by twitter user Slakingfool.

Episode675

Original Air date: April 16th, 2020

Caption: Paul wonders about how many versions of Latrine have been made. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:15

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Topics[]

Matt talks about the ineffectiveness of dimming the lights and showing people a video. He tries to change the subject to trash night and it appears that his garbage man is in love with his wife. Paul uses a racist voice talking about a slanted driveway. Matt's wife is facebook friends with the Garbage Man, Monroe, who has liked a significatn number of his wife's photos.

Jacob talks about approaching the weight limit in a trash can.

The hosts talk about watching the Witcher. Jacob and Matt compared the show to a 90's era Xena show. Paul really liked watching the Mandalorian.

A Fake Commercial for a baker's dozen wieners.

The hosts talk about serious conspiracy theories that they've seen around the COVID-19 issue. He wonders how long before someone he actually knows go crazy from being cooped up. Jacob tells a story about a couple not speaking to each other for 2 days due to creative differences in movies with their dog.

A Fake Commercial for a man who can make isolated pockets of rain.

Scoopmail[]

  • Big Young Coffee Scoop writes in with a shitty job story from a Boy Scout Camp.
  • Magic Shell Scoop sends in a "sitting here shitting" thoughts.
  • Malia tells a story about a fast foot person using a fake Australian accent.

Jock vs. Nerd[]

The explosion theme is played. A Scoopardy is sent in from Magic shell scoop.

Characters and Bits[]

  • It's Garbage Night and it's feelin' right.
  • You see me rollin in your trash can
  • Spaghetti gets catapaulted and is hit with a cross-bolognaise (Episode title)
  • Latrine to the tune of Jolene
  • Start a fire with good dry shit to put another log on the fire.
  • Surry with the Shit on Top
  • Monroe vs. Suede, Monroe doctrine, Monrolo, Monrole Model
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