Episode art by twitter user @slakingfool Original Air date: February 17th, 2020
Caption: Matt hits another dad milestone. Paul remembers Van Damme movies.
Running time: 1:45
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Topics[]
Still basking in the glow of their RAM award, the hosts do some business and implore scoops to email Matt or Jacob instead of communicating over social media. Paul should continue to get dick picks in that email.
Matt tells a story about his kid talking back to him under his breath. His child is mad at him for once calling him a jerk. Jacob takes delight in parenting difficulties. Paul recites a rhyming comeback about being called a jerk.
Paul imagines the first day of school getting punched with a cry of "Kambute" and a kick by John Claud Van Dam. The hosts compare the virtues of Kickboxer vs. Blood Sport.
The hosts recall other bad movies such as The Quest, Triple Frontier, and McBain.
A Fake Commercial for Teeny Tiny Teal Team 6.
The hosts talk about other podcasts they are listening to including Raise the Dead from Justin Robert Young. This leads them to talk about the presidential contest. Matt also talks about listening to Pod Save America which Paul is done with.
Utah scoops brough in some fry sauce and whiskey. One of them talk about getting a piercing replace professionally.
A Fake Commercial for Orchard Time farms where you can pick your own apples.
They continue the piercing replacement story and talk to one of the scoops about the 24 piercings in the ear.
Scoopmail[]
- Scoopybartfast sends in a physical scoopmail of 1992 calendars that can be used in 2020.
- Scoopy Dooby Doo sends in an Italian Air Show after binging the podcast from the start and having his wife leave him.
- Lee Popscicle Scoop just moved to Portland and tells a story about Karaoke.
Jock vs. Nerd[]
The hunt for balls theme is played with a Kumbate tag. Doom Scoop sends in a Scoopardy.
Characters and Bits[]
- Dick Baggins, Dildo Baggins
- "Bullets are lead.." comeback
- Joe Biden introducing fire to the Senate
- Joe Biden's wheel initiative
- Jacob's prehensile testicles
- Pierce Bronzin', a James Bond-themed piercing and tanning business
- Rook before you reap on piercings.
- Empty Orchestra