Episode Art by titter user @slakingfool Original Air date: February 13th, 2020
Caption: Matt Makes an internet trick. Rusty Scoop and The Eltzroths stop by. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Running time: 1:30
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Matt starts out by saying that the podcast is a RAM award winner. Paul believes that he'd be good at coin magic from all the jacking. Russ, Abracababble producer, is in the studio and joke about Piff winning awards everywhere and Matt not winning any awards.
Matt talks about doing his social media card trick.
Paul talks about using discount fleshlights and the point where those are no longer cleanable. Matt talks about putting them in the dishwasher.
Talk continues about the magic trick where Matt reveals how the trick is done. Paul accuses him of being the Masked Magician and revealing secret but is misstated as the Masked Virginian (episode title reference). Jacob changes that "magicians will not replace us."
Matt went to see 1917. Paul saw and purchased Parasite. Jacob studied history in college and is mocked for it.
A Fake Commercial for the Emergin' Coercion Splurgin' Christian Stergeon Surgeon.
In talking about Episode 655, they refer to that typd of podcast as "Original Recipe" because the original format of the podcast was the hosts trying to turn them onto media.
A Fake Commercial for Jellied Cod for fucking.
Matt and Paul again lament how long it has been since they've done Improv.
- Newman sends in some issues related to him and his wife not living together before getting married.
- Magic Shell Scoop said that the transition to living together after no living together did not go well though the secret credit card debt and lying about going to college did not go well.
- Mayor of Scoopchester talks about getting married before living together.
Jock vs. Nerd
Carson sends in a movie Scoopardy. Paul's correct answers are punctuated by a "Fuck Indiana."
Characters and Bits
- Old Hat
- The Elephant humidified remembers how many times you bust a nut into him.
- Picard Chardonnay
- Pocket Plomas with an STD, they have to be expressed
- A review of the KY/IN rivalry
- All the reasons that Joe Peschi is a clown