Original Air date: January 27th, 2020
Caption: 2 Girls, 1 Mic co host Alice and Yvette in the churn.
Running time: 1:25
Recording location: The Churn version 7
Matt announcing this as an all-porn Kobe Bryant podcast. Before the start of the recording, the hosts learned of Bryant's death and Matt was the same age that he was. He revealed his underage drinking crime when Kobe made the All Star team at 19. Jacob says that he walked into a bathroom after Celine Dion and it was rancid.
Alice and Yvette talk about their podcast that reviews the plot of porn (not the sexy stuff). Paul talks about porn being a bell weather for technology.
A Fake Commercial for the Purrniture store.
Yvette about her career as a SciBabe podcaster and Weather Channel broadcaster. She talks about Pterodactyl porn; Paul tells the pterodactyl joke.
Alice talks about her career before the podcast and her current offensive crayon making business. The crayon making business has been kicked off of various platforms.
The hosts and guests talk about incest porn.
A Fake Commercial for Fistful of sausage festival.
The hosts talk about the actors in porn and how they are nothing like Ron Jeremy.
- Bryan Imra writes in about his specialized job related to power plant design and control.
Jock vs. Nerd
The hunt for balls theme is played. XGDFalcon sends in a Scoopardy. Matt, Paul, and Jacob pick a team memeber from the guests. Someone named BJ is Jacob's partner.
Characters and Bits
- Celine Dion fart joke
- The guests challenge people to the "Whorat Challange" to say a line in character as borat during coitus.
- The "Thanks" are all about porn themes.