Original Air date: December 30th, 2019

Caption: Paul asks a questions for the ages.

Running time: 1:30

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Topics[edit source]

There are visiting scoops from Canada in the studio.

Jacob complained about how early a store was playing xmas music and he miscalculated how many days were in this next year as a leap year. Matt recalls a friend that was born on a leap year. Paul makes a reference to a Mork and Mindy character.

Matt indicates his kids were on General Hospital for a holiday special episode. One of his kids pointed at the camera during a shot.

Paul starts to tell a story about a guy bringing home a porpoise. The hosts start talking about the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise.

A Fake Commercial for Best is Aespestos in the Westes in a pie tin.

Matt talks about seeing the Atomic Saloon Show, which has Matt's wife in a sexually suggestive position. He brought his father and brother. His father had a glitter thong stuffed in his mouth.

Scoopmail[edit source]

  • The Canadian visitors have brough in some Physical Scoop Mail of having Penn sign Matt's name on her tits. He also brought some Root Beer Float Vodka.
  • Scoop in a Barrell follows up on naming his child's middle name as the winner of his Jock Vs. Nerd
  • Hellena Hand Basket sends in note letting them know that Henna tattoos to cover a bald spot are not a good idea.
  • Neck Pubes sends in a "fuck you" to Paul because of his love of blankets compared to his lack of sleep.
  • Sexy Mother Scooper (Big Sexy) is listening to both old and new episodes at the same time.

Jock vs. Nerd[edit source]

The Hunt for Balls theme is played. The Sald Lick Scoop sends in a Jock Vs. Nerd featuring the Nathan W. Pyle Strange Planet cartoon.

Characters and Bits[edit source]

  • All Poirpose Tuna, dolphin safe and tuna safe
  • Hooker Card Go Fish
  • The hosts call for takes on old news

Episode Art by twitter user @SlakingFool


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